She claims measuring my dick is perverted but...

Originally Posted by TooMuchTime

So I roamed ass backwards into PE after measuring my dick for the first time and finding it was well above average. After doing so I told my wife about it. She reacted initially as though I was gross for measuring and telling her, and that I was being ridiculous for even mentioning it.

But then she mentioned it again in passing. And then in bed she asks "how long was it again? And what's the average for guys?" She's a generally demure woman, but this is clearly something she's into.

And then it happens. 2 days after telling her I have a big dick, after the kids go to school, she's waiting for me in my office, wearing nothing but a black thong and matching bra (that she knows I love) sitting in my office chair. I walk up to her with a big smile on my face and she proceeds to smile back, take my pants down, and start giving me a blowjob. This has never happened before.

She sucks there, then I pull her down to her knees, she continues going there. Wondering how far this goes, I grab the back of her head and start going more aggressively, actually fucking her mouth. She starts moaning, it starts getting messy. We've never done this either.

After fucking her mouth to the point of her almost gasping, I get close to cumming. I decide I'm going for the big one. I pull out of her mouth and tell her to sit back. Without saying a word she obediently sits back on her heels, facing up towards me, and closes her eyes. I start jerking my cock right over her face and she doesn't resist a bit. To give context, I've cum on her face maybe 3 times over the multiple decades we've been together, and every single time it's me begging and her resisting for 15 minutes before reluctantly giving in with a whole bunch of rules ("not in my hair", "not in my eyes", etc...). NEVER willingly.

Unable to resist anymore I unload all over her face, cheeks, eyes, hair, with a few spurts landing on her tits. Much to my surprise she continued moaning through the whole thing. When I finished I looked down at her she was a mess. I waited for her to get annoyed, mad, or start cursing at me. She opens one eye, the one not glued shut with cum, slowly pulls herself up by my hips, and starts to walk out of my office. I'm thinking at this point, "ah shit, I went too far, she's not even talking to me." and then she stops at my office doorway, turns around, shoots me a sly smirk and blows me a kiss. You could have knocked me over with a feather.

Soooooo... innocent wife pretends to be offended that her husband would measure his own dick and then show off that he's got a big one, then proceeds to fulfill one of his dirtiest sexual fantasy within 2 days of finding out. Coincidence? :P