So 43% of you won't understand this post. Actually, it's probably more like 57.8%...I think. But here's the thing, 73.489% of the time I see somebody here post a number that isn't a penis measurement I think they are 95% full of shit. Really, there is something really appalling to the scientist in me when I see somebody pull a number straight out of their ass to support their own argument and about 1/3 of you do this!
I feel it my duty, as I am easily a member of the top 5 most intelligent members of this forum (LOL), to inform you that when us smart people see you spew numbers from your rectum, you lose credibility with us. And we are powerful, we hold about 40% of the TOTAL rep power available on this site, so you need to beware of us and our sensitivities.
You know what kind of "number" posts are the most annoying to half of us? It's the posts that revolve around penis size averages. Look, we all know that the average size penis is 7.5 inches long and 5.5 inches in girth. 75% of studies say so and 100% of smart people know it's true. So I'm not sure why 7 or 8 of you insist on saying it's less than that. Seriously! What size penis do women prefer? Most will settle for average but if given the opportunity they want 9.25 inches in length and 6.375 inches in girth - that is the perfect size.
Also, how long does it take to gain 1 inch? Come one people, do a simple search! It's easy to find that everybody gains their first inch on the 72nd day of PE regardless of what method you use. How many hours in an extender? Obviously it's 1,873. Number of jelqs? 33,279. Hanging? 6.348925 pounds every day for a total of 102 minutes (in 17 minute sets).
Oh my God...and you Pre-E guys! Don't even get me started! Look, we all know that all women will have an orgasm at 11 minutes and 27 seconds of penetrative sex so that's the goal, 11 minutes and 27 seconds! And it has to be penis in vagina sex for 11 minutes and 27 seconds because there is absolutely no other way for a woman to enjoy sex. Don't make me say it again. And the delayed orgasm folks...11 minutes and 28 seconds is when it's been too long, just FYI.
100% of you now think I'm a smart ass.
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